Nigel is a man of mystery.  All we actually know is that he's originally from Liverpool, England and shows up on stage after having done some serious damage to a local pub or bottle of Jack.

 

His thick accent and over imbibing often make his speech hard to understand, but Nigel always makes it clear he came to "Rock-N-Roll!!!".

 

BAND BIO:

 

GEAR: "Baw-ul uf Jack mate!"

 

FAVORITE DEODORANT: "Now whawt's aat mate? Some soor uf fish ur sumfin? Use prupa English"
 

BOXERS OR BREIFS: "Aye, are yuu stiwl tawlkin?"

 
HAIR CARE PRODUCTS: "Whawt? Me? Piss owuf!"